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Douche is the French word for "twelve." True or False | | Great, You deserve a star | Greetings - time for a little laugh....? Rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary. They're both at Madison Avenue shopping for their wives. Poor man says to the Rich man, "What'd you get your wife this year?" He says, "A Mercedes and a huge diamond ring." The poor man says, "Why'd you get her both?" The Rich man says, "If she doesn't like the ring, she can take it back happy." The Poor man says, "O.K. That works." The Rich man says, "Well what did you get your wife?" The Poor man says, "A pair of slippers and a dildo." The Rich man says, "Why'd you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo?" The Poor man says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fkcu herself
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Once upon a time, long ago, a powerful Emperor of the land of the Rising Sun advertised for a new chief Samurai and after a year he had only got three applications, one from a Japanese Samurai, a Chinese Samurai and the third, a Jewish Samurai, so he summoned them to his court and ordered them to demonstrate their skills. The first was the Japanese, who reached into his robes and produced a small box, opened it and out flew a fly, drawing his samurai sword he flashed the blade through the air and the fly fell dead, cut in half. "What a feat" said the Emperor, "Now, number two, show me what you can do". The Chinese samurai stepped up and took a small box from his robes and out flew a fly, drawing his sword he swished twice through the air and the fly fell to the ground cut into three parts. "Amazing" said the Emperor, "Number three, beat that!" The third applicant stepped forward and took out a small box, opened it, and out flew another fly, he drew his sword and flashed it round the room with a mighty swish. But the fly was still flying around the room. Disappointed, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly is still living. "Dead, Schmead", said the Jewish samurai. "Dead is easy, Circumcision, THAT takes skill" | | lol..... have a star | Don't you wonder where it's going? At an sex goods party I was taken aback at the size of the dildos which looked as if you needed to plug them into the mains. I remember reading about Japanese ladies in the 1800's having little ivory fann y fiddlers. Today, I think those ladies would fall in half. | | They would have fainted at the sight of them! |
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